...And Then I Noticed That She Was a Gargoyle

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Intro:
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Picking up teens in a "Twilight" chat room
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Listening to Adele on my own
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One day I met an attractive lady
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Whose nickname was Sharon Stone
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We shared many common interests
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E.g. Medieval architecture
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So I took her out for a fancy dinner
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Her statuesque beauty took my breath away

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And then I noticed that she was a gargoyle
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I should have checked the fine print long ago
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And then I noticed that she was a gargo---yle
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She was a maniac, maniac and a gargoyle

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How could you be such a retarded moron?
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Didn't you check her profile before?
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I just read MILF in the "about me" section
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I didn't get that "M" stood for "Monument"
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Well, it's usual to fall in the trap
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Chat with an angel and go out with a crap
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But tell me, what d'you mean by "gargoyle"
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Was she wrinkly? Was she fat?

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No! I'm telling you she was a freaking gargoyle
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That thing you see on Batman Begins
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She was exactly what you would see
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If you'd google "gargoyle"
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And instead of boobs she got two black bricks of stone!

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And then he noticed that she was a gargoyle
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He thought her avatar was just an avatar
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And then he noticed that she was a gargoyle
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And I also had to pay her cub to Notre Dame

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But as I drove back home that night
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Her tender snout still in my eyes
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Left just confusion in my mind
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Is it true love or is it just a crush 

on 12th century French sculpture?

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And then I noticed that I like the gargoyles!
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I'll be jerking off on "Batman Forever"!
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And now I notice that I like the gargoyles!
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'Cause I got maniac, maniac for gargoyles!
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'Cause I got maniac, maniac for gargoyles!
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'Cause I got maniac, maniac
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I also like Rolling Stones

## Credits

Autore: STORCH VALERIO